Why you should watch ‘Around the World in 80 Plates’

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Around the World in 80 Plates

If you’ve been living under a rock, then you’ve probably missed the thousands of television spots, billboard ads, and print campaigns for Around the World in 80 Plates, Bravo’s new food competition show premiering tonight, May 9, at 10pm EST. Why, I’ve seen so many ads for this show, I could even tell you the sponsor (“presented by Chase Sapphire Preferred” is the new “based on the novel Push by Sapphire”). But don’t let the over-saturation of the marketing message turn you off: Around the World in 80 Plates is a super-fun twist on the everyday cooking show not to be missed. And for a network that’s been trying to find a non-Top Chef food reality show hit in the past year to no avail (see: Chef Roble and Co, Rocco’s Dinner Party), I’d say that Bravo has struck culinary gold. Here’s why you should tune in:

It’s not just another food competition show

Hell’s Kitchen, MasterChef, The Next Food Network Star, Iron Chef, Chopped it seems like every time I turn around, there’s another food competition show on my DVR. Heck, Bravo alone has three of them: Top Chef, Top Chef: Masters, and Top Chef: Just Desserts. After a while, they all start to blend. But 80 Plates finds a way to stand out from the rest by fusing an Amazing Race-like travel element into its basic format. Each week, “cheftestants” (man I hate myself for using that word) travel to a different international city, where they’re immersed in the local customs, cultures, and cuisines. They’re then tested upon that knowledge, forced to recreate and reinvent said cuisine. And oh, the places they go! Over 60,000 miles across 5 continents. Cities like London, Argentina, China, Italy, Morocco, Spain, Thailand, and Uruguay, with challenges as diverse as eating their way through the pubs of London or navigating through the cobra-and-monkey-filled Moroccan street markets. It’s a pretty ambitious journey – and one that gives us viewers at home a killer worldly culinary education. You won’t see that sort of shit on Cupcake Wars.

Every week is “Restaurant Wars”

If you’re an avid Top Chef watcher, then you’ll probably agree the best episode of a Top Chef season is “Restaurant Wars,” where the chefs split into two teams and open competing restaurants in two days. Well on Around the World in 80 Plates, that goes down every week. At every city, the chefs must take over a current restaurant, cook the local food, and serve it back to the patrons who normally inhibit these spaces. The locals then pick the winner of who represented their country the best. It’s a cool twist on the restaurant wars format – one that we get to see week after week. It’s like you’re back in school and every day is pizza day.

The chefs can’t just sit in their wheelhouse

One of the things that bugs me the most about reality shows is when one contestant keeps doing the same thing over and over again (see American Idol’s Phillip Phillips and Project Runway’s Kenley Collins for recent examples). On Top Chef, the problem is practically an epidemic. While chefs are forced to experiment with ingredients, they stay within the particular palate of “their food” – which is usually heavily influenced by the restaurant in which they have trained or currently work (Season 2’s Ilan Hall and Season 7’s Angelo Sosa come to mind as the worst repeat offenders). On 80 Plates, that can’t happen. Each week, they’re forced to make food that speaks to a totally different culture. Our 12 chefs have to be versatile and flexible.

The chefs choose who’s going home

If you thought 80 Plates was shaping up to be The Amazing Race meets Top Chef, then think again: there’s also some serious Survivor in play. In my favorite twist of all, each week, the losing team has to vote their fellow team mates off. How cool is that? As you can imagine, things get a little tense. Lots of alliances and drama and “throwing people under the bus.” Sure, things aren’t as tense as they are on Hell’s Kitchen. No one is getting screamed at here while he/she tries to cook a scallop. And it’s not super mean either, like when everyone ganged up on Beverly on Top Chef: Texas. But it’s the right amount of drama that’s been missing from the rest of these shows, and will surely create some delicious moments.

Curtis Stone and Cat Cora are your hosts – but don’t call them mentors/judges

Celebrity chef Curtis Stone has made a bit of a career out of hosting reality cooking shows on NBC networks, having hosted NBC’s America’s Next Great Restaurant and Bravo’s Top Chef: Masters. Cat Cora certainly knows how to work her way around the kitchen with challenging ingredients, having appeared on Iron Chef America. They were both trained in French kitchens. They’ve both had incredibly successful culinary careers. On the surface, they would perfect hosts/mentors/judges for the series. But don’t expect them to get very involved. On 80 Plates, Cat and Curtis serve more as tour guides, taking contestants through each city and each challenge. Sure, they eat the food along the way, and discuss the strengths and weaknesses of each dish with the locals and for us watching at home. And they moderate the final elimination ceremonies. But their options don’t count.  They don’t choose which team wins the “restaurant wars” portion (remember: that choice is made by the locals). They don’t choose who gets eliminated each week (remember: that choice is made by the chefs themselves). And they’re not necessarily walking around the cooking challenges, giving advice and tips. In that way, 80 Plates is more about the people than any other cooking show we’ve seen so far.

Around the World in 80 Plates

The Rosie Show: What went wrong?

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The Rosie Show

Last week, OWN announced that they’d be ceasing production on Rosie O’Donnell’s new talk show, The Rosie Show. After nearly a six month run (with a few weeks of reruns in there), the last episode taped this week. It wasn’t much of a shock. The Rosie Show was averaging around 230,000 viewers – a pretty big drop from the 500,000 viewers it garnered when it premiered back in October.

So what went wrong?

Well for one, it’s clear that America still has some pretty mixed opinions of Rosie. When she rose to fame on the early 90s with her first talk show, The Rosie O’Donnell Show, Rosie quickly became known as the “Queen of Nice.” Funny, fresh, and positive, she was everybody’s best friend. But when she ended her show in 2002, Rosie’s longtime battle with depression seemed to win out. She produced a Broadway musical, Taboo, which flopped amongst a sea of controversy. Her outspoken political opinions polarized audiences during her year-long stint on The View, where she basically started feuds with Donald Trump, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and most of America. By the time she left that show, she had a reputation for being mean, erratic, and a bit of a bully.

But for those who stuck by Rosie (and I’m very much one of those people) never thought she was a bully. Opinionated? Yes. Brash? Yes. But those were never negative things. We love the complexity of Rosie, illustrated so clearly in her autobiography Celebrity Detox (wait, I’m the only one who read that? Oh…). Or the silliness of Rosie, on display on her NBC variety show (wait, I’m the only one who watched that? Oh…). It’s the reason we’ve still followed her throughout the years. She’s a celebrity who’s not afraid to be human. To be fun and flawed. To change and grow – and not in superficial ways either. And in this day in age, that’s rare.

But for that sort of a figure, The Rosie Show was not initially the best vehicle. The show started off as a talk show/game show hybrid. Each episode featured big audiences, celebrities, music, comedy, giveaways – and lots of lots of confetti. It was fun (I even named it one of the Best of 2011). But it was a little disjointed. There was no balance between the opening monologue and the celebrity interviews and the daily game shows. Everything felt rushed. You could tell that Rosie felt uncomfortable with the format. Like she was trying to be someone she wasn’t.

In January, they made massive changes to The Rosie Show. The audience? Out. The games? Out. The opening monologue? Out. We lost the beloved announcer Holly to someone named “Google Pete,” who would read Tweets to Rosie from time to time. The set went from a large, modern, blue/purple stage with big LCD screens to a small, knickknack-filled, colorful craft room modeled after Andy Cohen’s “clubhouse” on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. More importantly, the conversations with celebrities shifted – from funny promotional visits to serious one-on-one conversations about important topics.

It wasn’t that there wasn’t value in the new format. The conversations Rosie had with celebrities were often so powerful, a one-on-one format was the only setting that would do. One must only look to the Chelsea Handler interview, in which Handler spoke frankly about her multiple abortions and harmful childhood, for proof. Rosie one-on-one, with the right star, works. The problem was, not every star was worthy of the serious format (I point to Kendra from The Girls Next Door and Bob Harper from The Biggest Loser as perfect examples or guest who could have used an audience in whom to play off.

The other problem was, the second Rosie removed the audience from her studio, she isolated the audience from her show. It was like she completely overlooked her biggest talent: the way she interacts with everyday people. The opening monologue and the “Ask the Audience” segments? That’s where The Rosie Show shined. Rosie is approachable. She’s conversational. You got the feeling like you would have the same interaction with her if you stopped her in the mall than you would if you went on her show. And to take that all away and turn the show into a Pierce Morgan Tonight-style show? On a really ugly, distracting set? That just wasn’t going to work.

Rosie has often said that she could never go back and do a show like The Rosie O’Donnell Show again. That back then, she was in her mid-30s and now she’s 50 and that’s not the sort of thing she wants to do anymore. I respect her for that. It’s clear The Rosie Show started off as an attempt to rekindle that flame, and when she tried to shift gears on us, we couldn’t keep up. I hope Rosie finds a way to do a show that really speaks to her talent and her interests. But The Rosie show certainly wasn’t it.

Rosie O’Donnell

Jeff Lewis reinvents the home makeover show!

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Jeff Lewis can be such an asshole.

If you’ve ever watched an episode of his hit Bravo series Flipping Out, you’ll know: the guy can sure throw a temper tantrum. With his O.C.D. in full effect, Lewis rarely holds back. Yelling at people left and right. Berating his employees for silly mistakes. I think he’s fired more people than Donald Trump has on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice combined.

But Jeff Lewis is also a super talented interior designer and real estate speculator. There’s a reason he started flipping houses in the first place. Lewis knows how to go into a space and see beyond what’s in front of him. He can elevate a home through renovation, while still keeping the integrity of the home intact. He’s also damn good at motivating contractors to finish construction quickly – usually to spectacular results.

It’s these dueling parts of Jeff Lewis (the ego and the talent) that’s made him such an intriguing figure to watch over the past five seasons of Flipping Out. You want to hate him for being so mean, but you also know there’s a method to his madness. You want to see the results.

Lucky for us, we’ll be seeing more results from Jeff Lewis these days, as his new spinoff show, Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis, premieres tonight on Bravo at 9/8c.

In its very format, Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis has found a way to utilize the best parts of Jeff Lewis. Each week, Lewis (with trusty assistant Jenni Pulos in tow, and maid Zoila Chavez stopping by from time to time) tackles a different home renovation project. From demolition to construction to design, we’ll see every stage of the process – only on a super short schedule. But Lewis just isn’t making over these homes. He’s also moving in. Lewis and Pulos will stay the week, and tackle some of the biggest remodeling challenges of their careers: their client’s relationships.

That’s right. Remodeling, space planning, and design mixed with Jeff Lewis’ ability to pick people apart and diagnose exactly what’s wrong with them? Sounds too good to look away.

And talk about breathing life into a stale format! The home makeover show is in far need of a makeover itself. After breaking into mainstream popularity with TLC’s Trading Spaces, the format has been completely done to death. I mean, HGTV has essentially created a whole network around the same show. Most of the time, these home makeover shows come off a little … bland. “Attainable design” often translates into “boring, stale design.” And the shows that do provide massive luxury just seem so far out there, you can’t relate.

So bringing together design and therapy? That’s different. After all, you need just go to IKEA on a busy Saturday and see dozens of couples fighting over design to realize that people often have a hard time agreeing over style. To fix that problem, the show will involve these couples at every step of the renovation process. No big reveal and blindfolded homeowners here – it’s about tackling these challenges as they appear.

What’s more – Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis doesn’t promise there will always be happy endings. If you’ve seen Jeff Lewis’ work in the past, you’ll know that things don’t always go as planned. Don’t expect every episode to end with a finished project. Or perfectly happy couples, at that.

In the end, Jeff Lewis’ greatest renovation may just be how he’s raised the bar for interior design shows out there. Your move, kids …

Interior Therapy with Jeff Lewis

Building a SMASH hit

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An average American sees an advertisement for SMASH every ten seconds. That’s not a formal study, of course, but I think if you started to keep track of all the promos, billboards, print ads, articles, banner ads, Facebook apps, talk show appearances, radio spots, tweets, and previews flying around out there, my estimation would come pretty close.

SMASH

So much so that I don’t think I even need to spend the time explaining the basic premise of SMASH. Your grandmother who doesn’t even own a TV could probably tell you everything about NBC’s new hour-long musical drama.

I mean, even though SMASH premieres tonight on NBC at 10 p.m., the full pilot’s been available on Hulu, NBC.com, iTunes, and YouTube for weeks (I’ve embedded below for those living under a rock). NBC is literally doing everything they can to make sure you watch this thing.

Who can blame them? NBC has a lot riding on SMASH. It’s no surprise that things haven’t been going well for NBC. The fourth place network has been on a decade-long decline since the days of Must-See TV. Sure, the network has a catalog of quality programming and critical hits, with shows like Parenthood, Law and Order: SVU, 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Community and Up All Night. But they’re missing the core thing: an audience. Low-rated quality shows are good for awards season. But NBC needs an award-worthy scripted show that gets viewers to tune-in.

SMASH might be the show that does just that. It has all the makings of a great television hit: a phenomenal production team, lead by Steven Spielberg; a superstar cast, lead by Debra Messing, Anjelica Huston, and Jack Davenport; a built-in story-arc with dramatic plot points, juicy romances, and most importantly, characters that you root for.

Yet all of this is wrapped up in a show about the making of a Broadway show – and an original Broadway show at that, with new, never-heard-before songs. That’s not something that necessarily appeals to a wide audience. Look at the state of Broadway right now, and you’ll see: even they’re having a hard time drawing audiences in to an original Broadway musical (without casting celebrities, of course). So building a show around the making of a musical that’s not based on a popular movie or catalog of already-established hit songs? That’s pretty ambitious.

Does it pay off?

Well … yes. ‘Cause in the end, the Broadway setting pretty much fades into the background. This isn’t a show for the theatrical elite (although there are plenty of references for those of us who know who Michael Riedel is). At it’s core, SMASH is a working-place drama. You know how The West Wing gave you the behind-the-scenes look at what it was like to work in politics? SMASH does just that, but for an industry guarded with secrets and filled with juicy stories.

That being said, there’s a lot for Broadway folks to hold on to here. Not only does SMASH feature some of the brightest musical theater-stars working today (among the many: Megan Hilty, Christian Borle, Brian d’Arcy James, Will Chase, Raza Jaffrey – heck, even Bernadette Peters stops by), but also it features some of the most talented creatives in the industry. Tony-winning director Michael Mayer (Thoroughly Modern Millie, Spring Awakening, American Idiot), directs the first three episodes. Tony-winning composer and lyricist team Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman (Hairspray, Catch Me If You Can) wrote the songs for the show-within-the-show. Playwright Theresa Redbeck (who’s show Seminar is currently running on Broadway) wrote the script. Even new NBC Entertainment chairmen Robert Greenblatt, who in his first few months on the job green-lit SMASH, has attachments to the biz. He produced the 2009 Broadway musical 9 to 5.

All those theater people working on SMASH doesn’t necessarily mean SMASH will be a perfect portrayal of the biz. But if you’re going to watch a show about the theater, you need to put yourself in the mind frame of seeing a live Broadway show. And that means willing suspension of disbelief. In the real world, it’s pretty unlikely that a bunch of people can break into song, performing a fully choreographed, perfectly sung number. But on stage, you accept that as a device used to tell the story. In the real world, it’s pretty unlikely that an inexperienced actress would get an audition for a new musical, let alone a final callback. But on SMASH, that’s another acceptable storytelling device. “Marilyn: the Musical” would never develop as quickly in the real world as it does in the pilot episode of SMASH. You got to let that all go. This is just a glimpse. The series as a whole will give the bigger picture.

If the premise alone isn’t enough to keep you coming back week after week, The cast is. Messing (much more subdued then during her tenure on Will & Grace) and Borle are endearing as Julia Houston and Tom Levitt, the hit songwriting duo at the center of the creative team of “Marilyn: the Musical.” Their chemistry is the heart of SMASH. Davenport plays a loveable villain as Derek Wills, the egotistical director you can’t help but fall for. Plus there’s the incomparable Huston as producer Eileen Rand, who gives a tough, riveting performance and basically steals every scene she’s in.

And then there’s our two “stars.” Katharine McPhee, (known for her season five runner-up spot on American Idol), is on-pitch as Karen Cartwright, the inexperienced talent vying for the lead role as Marilyn Monroe in “Marilyn: the Musical.” While Broadway vet Hilty, (who fits the Marilyn role so perfectly, she’s been cast in Marilyn’s role in the New York City Center’s ENCORES production of Gentleman Prefers Blondes this spring), shines as Ivy Lynn, the experienced beauty who will do anything to win. Promos have been spinning the show as an ultimate competition between these two characters. But judging from the first four episodes, SMASH is more about these ladies vs. the industry as a whole. That struggle to break though – to prove yourself and be recognized. Isn’t that something in which we can all relate?

If you’ve ever seen an awards show, you’ll know that when the Best Movie or Best Musical or Best TV Show award is given out, about 100 people get up there to accept. The entertainment industry is in its very nature, collaborative. SMASH sets out to expose that group and they work they do. I found myself drawn to the world SMASH revealed in front of me. And I hope to see more.

As they say in the promos, “Stars aren’t born. They’re made.” Let’s hope NBC and SMASH can make themselves a hit.

SMASH

Just who does Lisa Kudrow think she is?

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Most of us know Lisa Kudrow for her fearlessly funny roles in Friends, Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion, and The Opposite of Sex. But did you know that Lisa spends most of her time these days producing? In 2003, Kudrow and actor/writer Dan Bucatinsky formed their own production company, called Is or Isn’t Entertainment. Together, they’ve brought us some of the funniest moments captured on film, from HBO’s cult-hit The Comeback to the current web-series-turned-Showtime-smash Web Therapy.

Lisa Kudrow

But when things get serious, it’s safe to say you’ll find Lisa Kudrow behind the camera. That’s where she’s currently sitting, serving as Executive Producer on NBC’s acclaimed documentary series Who Do You Think You Are?, which follows celebrities as they trace their family tree. That search leads to surprising, emotional encounters, making for some truly compelling TV. The third season premieres tonight at 8 p.m., and features Martin Sheen, Marisa Tomei, Blair Underwood, Helen Hunt, Reba McEntire, Jerome Bettis, Rita Wilson, Edie Falco, Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Jason Sudeikis and Paula Deen. Not bad, eh?

Who Do You Think You Are?

On the heels of its premiere, we caught up with Kudrow last week to find out all the backstage scoop on the show, this season’s celebs, and if there’ll ever be a Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion sequel. Here’s what we learned:

Tracing your genealogy will change you

Kudrow knows this for a fact – she herself had her genealogy traced for an episode of Who Do You Think You Are? back in season one. For Kudrow, doing the show made a profound difference in her life – one that’s allowed her to better process difficult information. “You put yourself in the situation where you’re walking the same road they walked before they were all murdered, you know?” she explained to us.” “And at one point, they said ‘it’s right up here,’ and I actually stopped. My instinct was to stop and not take one more step. I usually like to avoid emotionally unpleasant things, and that’s not a great way to go through life. And so I think it was good to push on and to understand this is beyond just me having this experience. It’s a story that you’re sharing with other people.”

As you can imagine, processing all that change isn’t easy. And as Kudrow has found, almost all of the show’s celebrity participants are dealing with the same problems, post-filming. “When I talk to them, there’s a recurring theme which is, ‘that was a lot to process and I’m still processing it.’ It’s something that really lingers. And that’s usually what someone says afterwards.”

There’s a waiting list to get on the show

Celebs may have been apprehensive about the show when Kudrow and company were casting for season one. But once they saw it, that all changed. “We’ve got a waiting list now,” Kudrow explained. “They know that we’re not trying to catch them at something or make them look bad. We’re really interested in just telling these stories as experienced by their ancestors.”  That interest, apparently, goes a long way. Underwood stopped Lisa Kudrow at a party and asked her to be on the show. Marisa Tomei and Rob Lowe wanted in back in season one – it’s just taken that long to do their family research. But don’t expect to see any of her Friends co-stars yet. Kudrow says they’re all unavailable these days.

Martin Sheen comes from a long line of rebels

One of the celebrities we’ll follow this season is The West Wing’s Martin Sheen, who traces his Estevez-roots back to Spain to find a pretty interesting factoid about his father’s brother. Apparently, Uncle Estevez was the only sibling who didn’t leave the county, because he was caught up trying to put down Franco’s coup. “He was imprisoned many times for that,” Kudrow said. “Martin really related to that, you know. He’s an activist. He’s been in jail. He could relate to and be proud of families who sacrificed for their believes in social justice.”

Marisa Tomei’s great-grandfather wasn’t who she thought he was

We’re all told stories about our relatives that we take to be gospel. Tomei had always heard that her father was some big philanderer, who was killed by a jealous lover. Apparently, that didn’t happen! Reputation restored!

Lisa Kudrow hated that music video montage from season one too.

If you only caught a few episodes in season one, you saw that terrible music video montage they used to air. Never fret – it’s gone. “That, to me, was a great improvement,” Kudrow said.

That Romy and Michelle’s sequel is still in limbo

Despite Alan Cumming’s suggestion on Watch What Happen Live that a Romy and Michelle sequel was in the works, Kudrow was less enthusiastic: “Robin Schiff who wrote and produced the first one has really good ideas for sequels, but it hasn’t happened.”

Don’t look for Lisa Kudrow on Glee anytime soon

Fans have been flooding the internet, trying to get Kudrow to play Brittany’s mon on Glee for a few seasons now. But it was all news to Kudrow. “I get why people suggest that,” Kudrow said, “but I don’t sing!” Even if she grabbed a non-singing part, it probably won’t happen. “No one’s asked,” she said. Bummer!

The third season of Who Do You Think You Are? premieres tonight at 8 p.m. on NBC. Check out the video below for more:

Spring TV 2012: Your Sunday night survival guide!

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ICYMI, all last week we’ve tackling the Spring 2012 TV season with the ultimate Survival Guide! We’ve already covered Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Finally, let’s see what to watch, what to DVR, what to stream, what to read about online, and what to ignore on Sunday nights:

NOTE: The second season of Downton Abbey started airing on PBS at 9pm EST on January 8th. But since it’s already aired in the UK, and pretty much anyone who’s anyone in the states has watched on YouTube or illegally downloaded it, I’m leaving it off the list! Deal with it!

Spring TV 2012: Your Sunday night survival guide!

WHAT TO WATCH LIVE:

Once Upon a Time Let’s just be honest here: ABC’s Once Upon a Time is a terrible show. Really, it’s awful. Our main protagonist Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) is completely unlikable. The kid is annoying as all hell. And no disrespect to Lana Parrilla, but if you want to see a real Evil Queen, check out Madeleine Stowe’s icy Victoria Grayson on Revenge. Still, there’s something there that draws me to Once Upon a Time. I like seeing how all these fairytale characters’ lives have been woven together. Just enough with the slutty, goth Little Red Riding Hood, okay?

The Good Wife I won’t spend more time raving about the quality and complexity of The Good Wife. I’ve already named it the Best in Show for 2011. I think it’s got the best cast (and guest stars) than any drama, network or otherwise. This season has been flawless so far – except that CBS delayed all but one episode last season due to stupid football, therefore effing up my entire viewing schedule. Here’s hoping the rest of the season runs on time.

GCB After launching a hit new primetime soap this season with Revenge, ABC hopes for another juicy guilty pleasure hit in GCB. The show follows former mean girl Amanda Vaughn (Leslie Bibb), as she returns home to Dallas in disgrace after her marriage ends in scandal. Surprise surprise, she’s not given the warmest of welcomes – especially by her mother Gigi (Annie Potts), her former classmate, Carlene Cockburn (Kristin Chenoweth), and the rest of her old clique. Based on the hit book by Kim Gatlin and produced by Darren Star (Sex and the City, Melrose Place, Beverly Hills 90210, etc), GCB (short for Good Christian Bitches) promises a lot of back-stabbing, nastiness, and girls behaving badly. Should be the perfect fit for late Sunday night. Well, until …

Mad Men March 25, 2011. That’s my best guess for when we’ll see the long-awaited premiere of the fifth season of Mad Men. Nothing has been confirmed by AMC just yet, but since Comic Book Men has a six-week run, and we’ve been promised that Mad Men will premiere in March 2012, I think it’s a safe bet. And thank heavens, ‘cause it’s been long enough! The action should pick up not too soon after the season four finale – with Don engaged to that buck-toothed hussie Megan, Joan pregnant with Roger’s baby, and the rest of the crew at Sterling, Draper, Price trying their best to save their fledgling business. Can’t. Fucking. Wait.

Update: I was right! AMC has confirmed March 25th as the premiere date.

WHAT TO DVR:

Mob Wives I completely missed Mob Wives when it first aired on VH1. I had really abandoned the network after they stopped airing seasons of Flavor of Love and Rock of Love. But a sick day marathon of Mob Wives made me realize that VH1 never really stopped making train wreck programming. And my god are there a lot of train wrecks on Mob Wives! These women are appalling, frightening, beasts who fight like rabid dogs and each suffer from delusions of grandeur. It’s amazing. You never really get whether these ladies love their mob past or want to break free from that.

The Celebrity Apprentice You gotta hand it to NBC. They sure know how to cast a good bunch of crazies. This season of The Celebrity Apprentice is no different. On the men’s team, you’ve got Arsenio Hall, Clay Aiken, Adam Carolla, Lou Ferrigno, Penn Jillette, Dee Snider, George Takei, Michael Andretti, and Paul Teutul, Sr. On the women’s team, there’s Cheryl Tiegs, Debbie Gibson, Tia Carrere, Victoria Gotti, Lisa Lampanelli, Dayana Mendoza, Aubrey O’Day, Patricia Velasquez, and Teresa Guidice. If I were a betting man, I’d say Arsenio Hall, Clay Aiken, and Penn Jillette, and Debbie Gibson are all safe bets to go to the finals. But with Trump’s inconsistent firings, it’s pretty difficult to predict what will happen week to week. Either way, it’ll be fun to watch it all go down – especially with funny lady Lisa Lampanelli around.

The Walking Dead We’re two seasons into The Walking Dead, and still we haven’t figured out what the hell caused the damn zombie apocalypse. I’m pretty sure we won’t find out this season, but I would love it if someone would at least address the question at hand. Until then, I’m pretty content with watching people kill zombies left and right.

Comic Book Men AMC’s taking their first stab at an unscripted show with Comic Book Men. The show follows the inner works of Kevin Smith’s comic-shop, and the employees and customers that surround it. Think of it as Miami Ink or American Chopper, but in about nerds. Which, actually sounds great. I’ve never seen a show that tackles the fanboy culture, and I’m excited to see what it’s like. Plus, as Kevin Smith said, “Draper. Meth. Zombies. This show couldn’t be on a better network!” I agree Smith. A great fit.

WHAT TO WATCH ONLINE:

Desperate Housewives When Desperate Housewives first began, the story focused on four friends banded together after their friend committed suicide. Now those four friends have all but turned against one another, and as the second half of the final season of Desperate Housewives begins, one has to hope that Susan Delfino, Lynette Scavo, Bree Van de Kamp, and Gabrielle Solis find it in their hearts to make up.

Shameless Showtime’s Shameless had a hard time comparing to the British series. The story was too similar to the original, yet the characters someone came off less interesting. Still, I watched every episode – and will give season two a shot. Mainly because I have a drinking game where every time Emmy Rossum gets naked, I drink. Play along and let’s get wasted!

House of Lies Showtime is probably hoping the 99% will fall in love with House of Lies. After all, the show follows a bunch of management consultants (Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell, among others) who hustle large corporations. You know, those motherfuckers in the 1%. Topical, but with such drama happening IRL, I’m not necessarily sure the half-hour comedy will give us enough meat to gnaw on.

Luck I’m not a huge fan of horseracing or gambling. But Dustin Hoffman, Nick Nolte, Dennis Farina, Michael Gambon, and Joan Allen? In a show directed by Michael Mann on HBO? Yeah, I my need to give this a chance!

WHAT TO READ ABOUT ONLINE THE NEXT DAY:

The Amazing Race hasn’t been given a premiere date yet, but I imagine when it does you may want to catch the first episode and then keep up with it here and there. The rest of it? Meh.

WHAT TO IGNORE:

I’m super over the Fox ‘Animation Nation’ block, so that’s very much on the back burner. Harry’s Law (with Kathy Bates) is on its third time slot – and probably on its way out to pasture to be shot. Save yourself some time and don’t give it a second of your time.

Spring TV 2012: Your Friday night survival guide!

TelevisionBytes with NineDaves

TGIF! We’ve been checking out the Spring 2012 TV season with the ultimate Survival Guide, seeing what to watch, DVR, stream, and read about, and ignore on TV! We’ve already covered Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Let’s see what Friday has to offer!

Spring TV 2012: Your Friday night survival guide!

WHAT TO WATCH LIVE:

It’s Friday. Get up of the couch and go out. And if you want to stay home, catch up on all that stuff you’ve been DVRing all week or watch some of the shows below, live.

WHAT TO DVR:

Kitchen Nightmares Gordon Ramsay travels the country yelling at shitty business owners with failing restaurants. Sure, Gordon’s an asshole, and the owners are probably more interested in the free makeover by the Fox team than actually changing. But hey – at least the show’s entertaining! And although Gordon can be a total jerk sometimes, you can’t argue that he isn’t right!

Grimm No one is shocked more than I am having Grimm on this list. NBC’s fantasy – which is most simply described as a show about a detective who investigates supernatural cases – was one of the shows I thought you should ignore in the fall. But one day I had nothing to watch, so I rewatched the pilot and the second episode. And next thing I knew, I made it through the entire season, surprised about just how much fun I was having. If you wrote it off originally, I’d give it another chance. You’ll be surprised too how much fun you’ll have watching Grimm.

Fringe I’ve really loved Fox’s Fringe … up until this season. For some reason, I’m just let down by the direction it’s going. But I’m not fool – there’s no chance Fringe is returning next season. The ratings have been horrendous. So watching the rest of the season is time well spent.

Real Time with Bill Maher I like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report well enough, but HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher beats them all. Bill is a genius – each episode opens my mind in the right kind of ways.

Portlandia Fred Armisn (SNL) and Carrie Brownstein (Sleater-Kinney) have become all the rage recently. And for good reason too. Their IFC show Portlandia, now in its second season, is producing some of the best comedy on TV these days. Though it might be the internet they actually have to thank. Clips from season one quickly become web sensations, and Netflix instant-streaming helped expose folks to a show they probably wouldn’t have normally seen on IFC. If you haven’t seen it, I’d suggest giving it a view. It’s a perfect takedown of hipster culture, organic living, and a whole bunch of white people problems.

WHAT TO WATCH ONLINE:

Nothing worth streaming tonight. Enjoy your evening off!

WHAT TO READ ABOUT ONLINE THE NEXT DAY:

They don’t have very intense plots, but the Spartacus shows always have a fair amount of nudity. Search around the internet and you’ll see all the neekedness without any of that silly plot.

WHAT TO IGNORE:

A Gifted Man, CSI: New York, Blue Bloods, Nikita, Supernatural. Boring, boring, boring, boring, BORING.

Spring TV 2012: Your Thursday night survival guide!

TelevisionBytes with NineDaves

We’ve been breaking down the Spring 2012 TV schedule all week this week, picking out what you should be watching live, DVRing, streaming, and ignoring on TV each night. We’ve already attacked Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Now it’s Thursday. Get comfortable – there’s a lot going down, including the surprise return of NBC’s “Must-See TV” Thursday night programming block.

Spring TV 2012: Your Thursday night survival guide!

WHAT TO WATCH LIVE:

30 Rock Hallelujah Liz Lemon is back. Tina Fey’s masterful comedy took the Fall 2011 season off so Fey could pop out a baby. But now the TGS crew is back – and assumingly, more ridiculous than ever. There’s no telling exactly what we’ll get this season (although I’m sure we’ll see some take on Tracy Morgan’s headline-making homophobic rant last summer). But with one of the best casts on TV (Fey, Morgan, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Krakowski, all at the top of their games), it’s safe to say they’ll be plenty of laughs.

Parks and Recreation Things in Pawnee just keep getting better and better. Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza, Rashida Jones, Chris Pratt, Rob Lowe, Adam Scott, Retta, and Jim O’Heir are putting out the most consistently funny and poignant comedy on television.  Great writing, loveable characters, and a whole lotta heart. TREAT YO SELF and watch live!

The Office Dunder Mifflin is suffering from a bit of an identity crisis. In the wake of Steve Carell’s absence, the show is struggling to find their pacing again. Ed Helms’ dimwitted Andy Bernard is taking the reins as Regional Manager, with James Spader’s creepy Robert California popping in all the time as CEO of Dunder Mifflin’s parent company, Sabre. Unfortunately, this odd couple just isn’t compelling to watch. The Office would do better to go back to focus on their outstanding supporting cast. Give Jim (John Krasinski) something better to do than play pranks on Dwight (Rainn Wilson). Pam (Jenna Fischer) can be way more than just a frustrated mom. And please guys – GIVE US MORE MINDY KALING! With changes like this, The Office can get its stride back. But eight seasons in, it may be time to say goodbye. I’ll still watch through the end (I’ve put in this much time!), though I guess I can see why you might want to take a break.

Up All Night NBC’s Up All Night was a big hit on Wednesday nights, so its no surprise that the network would quickly move it to anchor their Thursday-night comedy block. It’s a great fit too – Christina Applegate, Will Arnett, and Mya Rudolph have produced a silly, sweet look at balancing a life of work, family, and friends. I think Up All Night will finally hit its stride on Thursday nights. Hey – at least it’s not Whitney.

The Firm Movies don’t always transfer very well to TV (and vice versa), but when they do, the results are pretty spectacular (see: Friday Night Lights). It’s too soon to tell whether The Firm will be one of those good cases. But with strong performances and strong source material, I’m hoping for the best. The actions starts 10 years after the events of the original John Grisham novel/Tom Cruise film, with Mitch McDeere (Tom Cruise in the movie, Josh Lucas in the TV show), taking himself, his wife Abby (Molly Parker), and their 10-year-old daughter out of witness protection and opening a law firm. Procedurals ensue. The story is compelling, but Lucas is the real star here. He’s an underrated actors, and he delivers a powerful performance here. Plus, he’s super handsome. Have you seen those blue eyes? Hubba hubba!

WHAT TO DVR:

Wipeout I will never grow tired of seeing people fall down. And boy, is there a lot of that in ABC’s Wipeout. The premise really never gets old. A bunch of people go through an obstacle course filled with trap doors, swinging structures, and unstable platforms. Then they fall down. A lot. The fastest ones that make it through the four rounds of challenges, wins. But the real winner is you, sitting on your couch, laughing your ass off at these poor schmucks. DVR it and save for a hungover Sunday morning

Missing When Wipeout ends, ABC’s launching Missing – which won’t have nearly as many falls or laughs, but may be just as DVR-worthy. Ashely Judd stars as Becca Winstone, who travels to Europe to track down her 18-year-old son who has gone missing while studying abroad. Of course, it’s not that easy as just asking a few questions of his roommate and teachers. Winstone’s husband, a CIA agent, was murdered 10 years ago, and she fears there’s some connection here. Whether the rest of the series will deliver as many twists and turns as the pilot did remains to be unseen. But Judd is reason enough for me to tune in.

Project Runway All Stars There aren’t many all stars in Project Runway All Stars. Sure, Mondo and Austin Scarlett and Rami and Kara Janx are here, delivering some of the best work of their careers. But Michael? Jerell? Gordana? Mila? Give me a break. And as much as I love Anthony and Kenley and April and Sweet P for their personalities, I wouldn’t call them all stars. Alas, Lifetime is hoping you care enough about the franchise to give it a spin, and despite the fact that all the host, mentor, and judges are all new this cycle around, I’m giving it a shot. What can I say – I have a hard time letting go.

Jersey Shore Snooki and the gang return from Italy for a summer of debauchery back in Seaside Heights. Drinking, fighting, and all sorts of nasty hooking up ensues. And you watch every second of it because you love to hate them so hard.

WHAT TO WATCH ONLINE:

The Big Bang Theory Any show that puts Mayim Bialik on TV is completely okay with me.

Grey’s Anatomy The other night, I tuned in and watched an episode of Grey’s Anatomy for the first time in years. And guess what? I still hated it. But I know that Grey’s has die-hard fans, and I fear their wrath without putting it on the list.

Archer I’m not a huge fan of adult animated comedies. I’ll admit that I’ve never seen an episode of The Simpsons and Family Guy that I didn’t laugh at throughout the whole show. But they’re not really for me. Well, that’s what I thought until I saw FX’s Archer. Inappropriate. Offensive. Hysterical. Well worth seeking out.

WHAT TO READ ABOUT ONLINE THE NEXT DAY:

If you’re keeping up with American Idol, you’re going to want to find out who got voted off. You might also want to check-in on what drama went down on The Vampire Diariesor The Secret Circle – though be prepared to be sucked in to more of the same there.

WHAT TO IGNORE:

Person of Interest was a huge disappointment in the fall. I really hoped it would be a compelling drama. Instead, it turned into a show with more plot holes than I’ve seen since Nip/Tuck. What a letdown. Luckily, I’d never be letdown by CBS’ Rob! because, well, it’s a ROB SCHNEIDER SITCOM. Kill yourself.

Spring TV 2012: Your Wednesday night survival guide!

TelevisionBytes with NineDaves

Happy hump day, friends! Curious what you should be watching live, DVRing, streaming, and ignoring on television tonight? Well, here’s your Spring TV 2012 Survival Guide (check out Monday, and Tuesday night’s picks if you haven’t already).

Spring TV 2012: Your Wednesday night survival guide!

WHAT TO WATCH LIVE:

Survivor Alliances, challenges, tribal councils, immunity idols – it’s been 23 seasons of Survivor, and I’m still totally hooked on the game. Of course, even I can admit the past few seasons have sucked ass. Mainly because the “redemption island” feature and the constant returning players means that no one EVER seems to get voted off the damn island. Still, season twenty-four will probably have its fair share of entertaining moments. Oh, and twists and turns, since this season both tribes will share the same camp. Will they be able to outwit, outlast, and outplay while sleeping side by slide? We’ll just have to tune in and see.

Modern Family The more I watch Modern Family, the more I realize that Modern Family is probably the most formulaic show on TV. The characters are so damn predictable. It’s the same setup and payoff every time. Jay is grumpy, but deep down has a great big heart. Gloria overreacts to everything, but learns to calm down eventually. Phil is always a doofus, and Claire always puts up with him – no matter how much she complains. Mitchell is uptight. Cam is dramatic. Haley’s rebellious. Alex’s a nerd. Luke’s not the brightest bulb. Manny’s too mature for his own good. Same shit, different episode.

Oh, that doesn’t mean I’m not watching. Have you seen Modern Family? It’s hysterical!

Happy Endings I laugh about 70% of the time when watching Happy Endings. The other 30% of the time, I think about how weird it was that Casey Wilson used to be on Saturday Night Live. I mean, imagine if they hadn’t let her go? She would be sucking it up in the background of Gilly skits, all the while hoping someone would pay attention to her. Instead, she’s doing an ah-maz-ing job on Happy Endings, stealing the show amongst a group of outstanding and talented comedians (Eliza Coupe, Zachary Knighton, Adam Pally, Elisha Cuthbert, and Damon Wayans Jr.). It helps that the show is perfectly written – fast-paced and fun, with the right amount of cynicism and the right amount of heart. Be sure to check it out if you haven’t already.

Revenge If you’re not watching Revenge, then you’re not living. It’s just that simple. The juiciest guilty pleasure show on television right now follows Emily VanCamp’s Amanda Clarke as she returns to the world of the Hamptons elite to seek revenge on all the people who fucked up her life as a child. The top target? Madeleine Stowe’s Victoria Grayson – the cold-as-ice HBIC who won’t go down without a fight. Honestly, the shit goes down on this show week after week totally kills me. Just tune in – you won’t regret it.

WHAT TO DVR:

American Idol I’ve completely given up on American Idol. But I know that many of you out there still tune in to see the good, the bad, and the ugly battle their way through auditions, bad theme weeks, and those awkward group numbers. Randy Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, and Steven Tyler return to the judges’ chairs this year, and Ryan Seacrest will be back hosting as always. But in the world of The Voice and The X Factor, you have to wonder how much longer Idol can hold on?

South Park It’s hard to believe it’s been fifteen years since South Park first premiered. Now entering its 16th season, Comedy Central’s animated hit feel fresher than ever. That’s mainly due to the pitch-perfect writing by Trey Parker, who just may have the most brilliant and twisted mind working in comedy today. I have no idea what lies ahead for this season, but if the last few episodes are any indication, you’re probably going to want to set those DVRs.

WHAT TO WATCH ONLINE:

Suburgatory Making fun of the suburbs is like making a “Kim Kardashian’s marriage was so short” joke. It’s almost too easy. Yet ABC found a creative and unique perspective on the Stepford-land, making Suburgatorythe biggest surprise of the Fall 2011 season. Sure, when compared to another cynical teen-driven comedy like MTV’s Awkward, Suburgatoryfalls flat. Tessa’s (Jane Levy) “get me out of here” voiceover isn’t nearly as jaded – or funny – as Ashley Rickards’ (Jenna Hamilton). But Surburgatory has a level of heart missing in Awkward. Plus, can we talk about how this is really a teen-driven comedy on primetime television? And on ABC for that matter? For that reason alone, I’d throw support my way to Suburgatory.

Remodeled The CW is trying hard to find another reality TV show hit. But no matter how many series they launch around bad girls, rich girls, and pussycat girls dolls, the truth is, modeling is what seems to work for them. Well, maybe “work” is the wrong word, since winners of America’s Next Top Model rarely get “work” after the show. Regardless – The CW loves judging books by their covers.  And their new show Remodeled is here to do just that. The show follows modeling industry veteran Paul Fisher as he travels the country, working with small-town modeling agencies to empower models to take control of their careers and lead healthier lives. Think of it as Tabatha Takes Over, but with models. Should be fun!

WHAT TO READ ABOUT ONLINE THE NEXT DAY:

If you want to skip American Idol, a good recap blog with video will probably do. As for the rest of the leftovers, I can’t imagine anyone saying to you, “Hey, did you hear what happened on The Middle last night?”

WHAT TO IGNORE:

I’m actually thankful that NBC has grouped Whitney and Are You There, Chelsea? together. That makes it super easy to ignore these painfully unfunny shows. Speaking of things that are painful, One Tree Hill is back for it’s bazillionth season. Seriously guys? Enough already!

Spring TV 2012: Your Tuesday night survival guide!

TelevisionBytes with NineDaves

So the Spring 2012 TV season is upon us, and if you’re anything like me, you’re probably stressed about how you’re going to find time to watch all your shows. Never fear – NineDaves is here with a week-long Survival Guide for Spring TV 2012! We’ve already tackled Monday. Now, let’s see what you should be watching, DVRing, streaming, reading about, and ignoring on Tuesday nights:

Spring TV 2012: Your Tuesday night survival guide!

WHAT TO WATCH LIVE:

Glee All hail Santana. She’s pretty much the only reason to watch Glee these days. Naya Rivera’s sassy, soulful bitch cheerleader has come a long way since season one. No longer just the one-dimensional mean girl robot, her coming out journey this season was unpredictable, exciting, and refreshingly lacking all the melodrama and pandering that surrounded Kurt’s coming out story. Moreover, unlike Kurt who cried in the corner and changed schools when he came out, Santana channeled all of her inner angst into her performances. And boy, did they rock. Like, how ah-mazing was that Rumor Has It / Someone Like You mashup? I still can’t stop listening to it. Just brilliant.

While Santana was stealing every scene she was in (sorry Jane Lynch – Sue Sylvester is sooo over, everyone else was sucking a big one all over the place. Like, Quin’s become a complete Emily Valentine-esque lunatic. Rachel and Finn and Kurt and Blaine did the impossible by making sex so incredibly lame, I’m pretty sure no teenager watching would ever want to do it. And Mr. Shu just may be the worst teacher ever. Honestly, the only other good thing about the show this season was Mercedes and her renegade Troubletones group. And guess what? That storyline is over. Oh well – at least we’ll still have Santana and all her glory!

Justified Justified is really about the villains, and without Margo Martindale, I’m pretty sure there’s no way FX’s Justified is going to be able to top its exceptional second season. But not matter how much we’ll miss Mags Bennett, we can’t forget that there are bigger villains out there. Like Boyd Crowder (Walton Goggins). And season three newbies Neal McDonough and Mykelti Williamson, who’ll play some bad-ass mofos who show up to cause trouble. Would Justified have it any other way?

WHAT TO DVR:

Cougar Town The cul-de-sac crew is set to return to ABC for their third season this March – and probably sooner, considering how Work Itis the worst sitcom of the past 10 years (and yes, I’m including 2007’s Cavemen in that list).  And it’s about time! I’ve missed Courteney Cox, Christa Miller, Ian Gomez, Brian Van Hold, Dan Byrd, Josh Hopkins, and the ah-mazing Busy Phillips since they’ve been off the air last Spring. And although ABC clearly isn’t giving Cougar Town a shot (they’ve reduced the episode order of this season from 22 to 15), I couldn’t possibly imagine life without these folks … and a good round of penny can.

The Real Housewives of Orange County Will someone please put Vicki Gunvalson out of her misery?  It’s been seven seasons of The Real Housewives of Orange County, and she just won’t quit it. Ever hear that phrase, “you don’t want to be the last one to leave the party,” Gunvalson? Get outta there.

Dance Moms How many times do I have to tell you people this? Do not mess with Abby Lee Miller. She’s like the honey badger of reality TV. She doesn’t give a fuck! She will scream at you in front of everyone – no matter where you are. And regardless of whose fault it is, you’re always going to end up the loser. Because Abby Lee Miller always wins. Even when she doesn’t make sense. See this quip from one of this season’s smackdowns: “I did not say your kid wasn’t talented. I made her – I know she’s talented!” Do you have any idea what that means? Yeah, me either. But do you think Abby’s right? Yeah, me too.

Parenthood If you haven’t been watching this phenomenal family drama, then you’re missing out on superb performances (Lauren Graham, Peter Kraus, Monica Potter, Erika Christensen, Dax Shepard, and Craig T. Nelson – all at their best), compelling storylines, and the most realistic portrait of family I’ve seen in years. Jump in and check it out now. Believe me – you’ll thank me later.

Fashion Star NBC has a habit of taking a long time to jump on trends. When every network started coming out with music-competition shows in the wake of American Idol, NBC waited until they had something different to offer. And that bet was worth it, as The Voice went on to be a massive hit.

Now NBC is hoping to strike gold again with Fashion Star, their entry into the fashion competition show market. Unlike Project Runway (and the plethora of lame-ass wannabes that came after it), Fashion Star isn’t interested in the opinions of a few fashion experts. Instead, the audience is the judge. 14 designers are competing to launch their lines at Macy’s, H&M, and Saks Fifth Avenue. Each week, buyers from those stories purchase designs from our contestants. Those designs will immediately be available in their respective stories – and whatever doesn’t sell, sends the designer home. Cool concept right?

Of course, that’s not all that keeps Fashion Star fresh. The show pairs designers up with celebrity mentors Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie, and John Varvatos – three people who know a thing or two about launching their own fashion empires. They’re a nice differentiation from the stiff fashion judges we’re used to seeing. Of course, with Elle Macpherson hosting, we’ll still have someone mispronouncing words left and right. So at least there’s that.

WHAT TO WATCH ONLINE:

New Girl I know you guys out there really like Zooey Deschanel. But I still think she’s annoying as fuck, and refuse to give into quirky, “isn’t she so weird and unique and charming” bullshit you all seem blinded by. But since I know you really want to watch this unfunny comedy, I’ll let you watch it online. But if – and only if – you agree to roll your eyes at something Zooey’s character does at least once. Deal?

Southland When you weren’t watching, TNT’s Southland became the best cop drama on television – with Ben McKenzie, Regina King, and Shawn Hatosy putting in three of the most dynamic, compelling performances I’ve ever seen. The pacing can be a little slow from time to time (in a Mad Men sorta way). But as soon as the action starts, you’ll realize just how much you need a down moment to catch your breath.

WHAT TO READ ABOUT ONLINE THE NEXT DAY:

Sara Michelle Gellar has a huge fanboy/fangirl following, so you may hear a lot of chatter about Ringer. It’s one of the worst shows ever, so you probably won’t want to waste your time watching it. But a quick skim over a recap should keep you in the conversation. You may want to also check to see who got voted off DWTS.

WHAT TO IGNORE:

ABC Family has turned out a lot of great teen dramas in the past few years. Switched at Birth is not one of them. Tim Allen’s Last Man Standing and Work It would be a great hour of comedy to watch, if either of those shows were funny. Instead, they should be used as torture devices in North Korean prisons. And the only thing I’ve been able to remember about Unforgettable is that Poppy Montgomery slips in and out of her American accent so much, you have to wonder why the producers didn’t just make her character Australian in the first place.

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