oh no! more sad news to report ... jessica simpsontwittered this message earlier today - My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help! and she posted the picture you see below ... i hate to say it but it doesn't sound good for miss daisy! i love my three dogs so much - the thought of seeing them being snatched by a coyote is too much to bear ... i really hope somehow daisy manages to find her way back to ms. simpson - fingers crossed! popbytes over & out for tonight ... xoxo
oh gosh ... it's only monday and already the bad ideas are flowing freely around hollywood ... here's one of the worst ideas i've heard about in quite awhile - supposedly papa joe simpson (who should probably go hang out with joe jackson - i bet those two would get along really well) is trying to push producers of american idol into considering his daughter jessica simpson as a replacement for judge paula abdul! first off - no one is going to be able to replace ms. abdul ... certainly not ms. simpson (although i bet she'd do the show for peanuts and wine) and secondly i highly doubt this will happen but the fact that it's even being talked about truly sends chills and shivers down my spine - what a joke - just like ms. simpson's flailing music career - HA! i'm actually still holding onto a very small bit of hope that maybe ms. abdul will return for the 9th season but sadly that's looking less and less of a possibility - i still say i won't be tuning in this time around if paula's not there - it just won't be the same without her wacky yet lovable vibe! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxo
oh my gosh - this outfit is way better than the one jessica simpson took all the flack for last week - which showed off her recent weight gain in an unflattering light (everyone had to add in their two cents on that whole situation including her sister ashlee simpson-wentz, kim kardashian and her ex-hubby nick lachey) she's definitely not as skinny as she once was but she's certainly not fat by any means - i think it was the outfit (complete with a pair of high waisted mom jeans wrapped with a double decker animal print belt) that really threw everyone off! maybe jessica did toss it on just for the extra attention? (perhaps it was her papa joe's idea) a lot more people are talking about her now than they were two weeks ago (popbytes included!) the dark jeans jeans and high boots ms. simpson was wearing during a performance in charleston, west virginia earlier today is a total 180 from her fashion mishap in pembroke pines (maybe jessica was just trying to fit in - i bet there's loads of fashion mistakes down in florida!) popbytes over & out for tonight...xoxo
hey hey! i'm stunned by how many celebrity fragrances there are - just last week i wrote aboutparis hilton's latest scent fairy dust - and now we've got new aunt jessica simpson at a macy's over in chicago earlier today promoting her scent fancy (hardly a word i would use to describe ms. simpson) i'd imagine all of these celebrity inspired fragrances will end up in a discount bin somewhere - right alongside DVDs of jessica's failed attempts at making movies - i have to say the biggest mistake she made was divorcing nick lachey - things used to be quite peachy keen for her but not anymore - she's been relegated to singing her new country tunes at bingo halls - it's seriously time for jessica to toss in the towel and get herself knocked up with her boyfriend tony romo's baby (that is if he actually wants to have kids with her...) or jess can start taking those religion classes she was talking about earlier this week - i'm sure there's plenty of higher education institutes that would love to have her as a student - daddy joe simpson should start filling out applications now! i don't think ms. simpson is the worst person ever but if i never saw her again - i wouldn't even notice her absence! popbytes over & out for now...xoxo
good evening y'all! we all know jessica simpson has put her name on a number of things including acne products, handbags, shoes, makeup, hair extensions - and now she's the new spokesperson for dallas based brewer stampede beer which is actually enhanced with vitamins...making it beer plus! (i bet papa joe simpson is happy right now - i'm sure he got a ton of free beer from this deal - not only did she agree to be a spokesperson - she's also owns 15% of the company) jessica has also been busy with her new country crossover album do you know releasing september 9th (her last ditch effort at a successful music career...) plus she's still somehow managing to hang onto her footballer boyfriend tony romo - i don't really have anything awful to say about her (i did like her better back in the day when she was still married to nick lachey...) you all know she's totally going to be like HSN queen suzanne somers when she's older! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
multi-platinum singer. movie star. philanthropist. entrepreneur. beer drinker? everyone knows about jessica simpson's daisy dukes body and healthy lifestyle. the all-american beauty and world-renowned entertainer has a passion for working out and making healthy food choices. but she also makes those smart choices with the beer she drinks. "yes, i work out and take care of myself, but i also like a cold beer once in a while," simpson said. a new light beer with functional additives is simpson's new favorite beer - stampede light plus
hey kids! oh we've got another awful movie coming down the pike starring jessica simpson - below you can watch the newly released trailer and witness the mess for yourself - it's called major movie star and also stars vivica a. fox (who must have been hard up to sign onto this project) i'm starting to think it's time for ms. simpson to forget her dreams of being a successful film star - it's so not going to happen - this will most likely head straight to DVD like her other disaster of a film blonde ambition! luckily there are no upcoming new film projects listed on her imdb page - plus with all the recent chatter about ms. simpson wanting to do a country album - hopefully that'll keep her busy and away from making movies! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
ok i've got one more post before the weekend is out...jessica simpson is still pimping herself out in the name of fancy & expensive shoes & handbags - she was in new york city this weekend helping to launch her new 'designer' collection of leather goods at macy's (herald's square) the retailer has been stepping up its game over the past few months - they've nabbed a number of celebrity endorsements with people such as martha stewart, p diddy, tim gunn, & donald trump - and now jessica! check out the pictures below - i know jessica is not pregnant but don't you think that dress makes it look like she could be hiding a baby bump?!? it's very flowy a la jennifer lopez and all of her 'cover the growing bump' roberto cavalli creations! just like ms. lopez - ms. simpson is one of those people i go up & down with - right now j lo is tops but jessica for sure is on an upswing - i'm super curious to see if she can pull off this supposed upcoming 'country project' of hers! (and of course we all want to know will jessica ever find true love?!? gosh - her ups & downs are total guilty pleasure soap opera material) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
hey everybody! i was thinking today it had been a while since i did a post on those simpson sisters jessica & ashlee (both are very guilty pleasures) so for those of you who actually care - read on!
jessica has a birthday coming up (she'll turn 27 on july 10th) and she was just immortalized in wax (pictured below) by madame tussauds to be placed in club MTNY's 'vip room' over in NYC! ms. simpson (single since may) has been actually looking pretty decent these days - having lost a few pounds (i bet touring around on a stinky bus with john mayer made her get plumpy) she's still carrying on with many products - with a bikini line, a fragrance & possibly a lingerie line in the works - in addition to her 'blossoming' skincare, hair extensions, and clothing ventures! (i wonder if her music career is dead in the water?)
one thing not going so well for her right now...her attempt at a successful movie career! jessica's upcoming new movie blonde ambition was slated for an early august release but has been pushed back - apparently papa joe simpson (who is a producer on the film) is worried about competition from 'stronger' films - in other words - her new film sucks ass (you can tell just by watching the trailer - also read my post from when i first heard about her new film)
over to her sister ashlee who has kept a semi-low profile lately - usually every picture i see of her she's with her hottie boyfriendpete wentz (although that could be over too - there are mixed signals from both camps whether they're on or off - who can keep track?) and word is she's working on her third album - i wonder what 'sound' she'll try and attempt this time around? (we'll know sometime late this year or early 2008) she has been reported to be working with many producers including timbaland & sean garrett amongst others including robert smith of the cure - gosh what an odd combination!
in the meantime she's still hawking skechers - below is a new ad for the most horrible young girl shoes (the 'cali gear' line) that i've seen in a while - i wonder when ashlee's contract is over for posing in terrible shoe ads? (we first saw her for skechers back in november) anyways that's the update in a nutshell - i'm sure i've missed a few points but i think i covered a lot of ground! right now i'm relaxing and trying to stay cool - it has been so damn hot here - and it's only going to get hotter! this year is the driest in los angeles history - we've only had 2.3 inches of rain all year long! the other day when i changed the oil on my car they tried to get me to buy new windshield wipers - i was like um no thanks! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good evening! i literally just walked in the door from the lily allen concert which was great (but i'll write that up in a separate post tomorrow evening) anyways after those awful recent pictures of jessica simpson surfaced today around the blogosphere i thought i'd toss ms. simpson a little love and showcase her fairly decent spread (yes photoshop was involved...same as every other magazine spread) in the upcoming issue of elle magazine which hits stores tomorrow! she is a pretty gal (cuter than sister ashlee) but i think girlfriend should investigate another hair stylist besides ken paves...i wonder if he talked jess into her new color?!? it's simply wretched but hopefully she'll take a hint from britney spears and switch it up again real soon (her nautral dirty blonde is best) oh i'm so beat and ready to head to bed - i'll check you all in the morning! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
PSread up on some of what jessica had to say inside the magazine...
hey everyone! i bet that joe simpson hasn't seen the inside of john mayer's tourbus although his daughter jessica has seen way more than the inside of mayer's 'love bus'! (oh yucky yuckerson!) apparently papa joe is not happy that 'she has found love again' i wouldn't be happy either if my daughter went from america's sweetheart cashcow to a complete mess dating a grody singer! i know some of you guys are fans of john but i just don't like him - never have!
but joe should at least take comfort in the fact that the relationship won't last more than a few months (if that) yet on the other side of the coin at least jessica is breaking free from her father's tight reign over her - even if she does have to resort to dating a scuzzy singer to loosen papa's grip...many thanks to STAR magazine for the scan of their 'love bus' - anybody want to have the task of cleaning the bus when they're done with it? it could be a perfect episode of discovery channel's dirty jobs! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
one person who's not happy at all with the seriousness of this relationship is jessica's father-manager, joe simpson, who called her in miami on jan. 22 to express his displeasure. "joe was livid," a source says, "and basically ordered jessica to get her tail back to l.a." but jessica fought back! "she said she'd come back when she was good and ready. she can't understand why someone who cares about her wouldn't be thrilled that she has found love again."
it's not the first time jessica has stood up to joe when the subject is john. "it started when joe wanted jessica to perform on new year's eve," says a source. "but jessica said, ‘no!' and she made it clear that being with john was her priority." instead, jessica spent the holiday weekend with her man in nyc, shopping at barneys new york department store...
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. John is expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it drives back to you.
Love Bus soon will be making another run
The Love Bus promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance...
hey kids! so i came across these pics of haylie duff & jessica simpson side-by-side in the latest issue of US magazine and i stopped for a second and i was all oh my gosh haylie looks better than jessica! i've never been a fan of the duff sisters and i've ragged on haylie a few times for being a dork but she actually looks pretty decent in the picture and then when compared to ms. simpson...we've got a clear cut winner - duff definitely wins this round! (and i'm actually curious to hear hilary's new album dignity - something she needs at the moment with her ex-bf running around with nicole richie) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good morning y'all! woo hoo - yes it's friday! so this was one of those burning questions that has kept me tossing & turning at night - thanks to STAR magazine i finally have the answers i've been searching for! it has been rather slow on the whole simpson sister front as of late here on popbytes! (somebody needs a sextape) for short spell i posted a lot on them but i guess things have slowed down for both the jessica & ashlee! other than jess dating john mayer (i'm not a fan of his) things have been relatively quiet...i so want to be all super mean right now but in the spirit of the new year i'll refrain myself this time and give them a chance to show us something cool & inspiring this year...keep in mind jess & ash this is a limited time offer and may expire at anytime! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
oh man! poor jessica simpson - she's had a simply horrible year! first losing her marriage to hottie nick lachey (who actually had a great year and is now tappingvanessa minnillo) she released a simply awful album (oh that darn a public affair) she's got her sister ashlee on some sorta plastic surgery streak to imitate her - the topping on the cake is her creepy dad joe simpson...oh and not to mention possibly tooling around with grossie john mayer (popbytes is not a fan of his music at all - see i don't like everybody!) plus we can't forget jessica pimping her big bags & boots along with some shitty hair extensions with lamo ken paves! oh one more thing - her lame attempt to remake the oscar winning film 'working girl'!
so last night she was performing a tribute to one of her idols dolly parton (who also happens to be one of my favorites) ms. simpson took the stage at the kennedy center honors in front of an audience that included honoreessteven spielberg, smokey robinson, and ms. parton! jessica picked ms. parton's infamous working girl anthem 9 to 5 (i would have picked jolene but that's just me) and it looks like she flubbed some lines and then uttered the words 'so nervous' and then peeled off stage apparently in tears!
of course i could call her a dumb bitch who didn't get her lyrics down pat (don't forget that's a big no-no on american idol...the new season premieres on my birthday!) but oh i'd be nervous too! performing one of your idol's classic songs while they're sitting right there...i would have choked up and had a meltdown as well! so tonight i decided to give ms. simpson a break since i always find something to slam her on - plus it's the holiday season! i'm feeling pretty generous to be writing a forgiving post on ms. simpson who fucked up in front of one of my favorite people ever and that would be the spirit that ms. parton would approve of! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
UPDATE her movie's release date has been pushed back...because it most likely sucks!
hey everybody! i hope you all had a lovely sunday! so i mentioned this back in september but it looks like it's actuallyhappening...jessica simpson attempting to update one of my favorite films...1989's working girl that is due to be titled blonde ambition! (poor madonna is being dragged into this mess too...) i really don't care if she makes a movie about a secretary climbing to the top of the NY business scene - just PLEASE don't call it a remake! there are plenty of movies that borrow from past cinematic storylines - so ms. simpson should go on with her blonde self and make her dumbass movie but trying to ride the coattails of a film nominated for five academy awards and won for best song (carly simon's amazing tune let the river run) is simply wrong! does jessica think (along with daddy joe who's a producer on this film) that she possibly has a chance at garnering a oscar nomination like ms. melanie griffith did for her performance as 'tess mcgill'?!? (dream on girlfriend) both harrison ford & sigourney weaver agree with me below - i'm not the best at super imposing images but i think my little poster came out quite well! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PS everything i talked about above also applies to that darn attempt to remake 85's adventures in babysitting - all these remakes are pure blasphemy! if anything take a movie that sucked the first time around and make it better! (did anyone ever see the film version of my favorite book ever...george orwell's 1984 - it's horrible!)
good morning! it's actually been a while since i posted on those simpson sisters...so when i spotted these scans from OK magazine's UK edition - i knew i could have some fun with this one! the pictures below are so fucking lame! the whole tea set-up is silly & dumb and then posing jessica & ashlee on a bunch of teddy bears? both wearing big boots - who comes up with this stuff? it's not sexy, fun, or cool - it's a big bore - which i guess is actually appropriate when it comes to these two! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
oh my goodness! for some reason i decided to watch jessica simpson's latest horrible video again...and recently there has been some chatter about jessica trying to be all like courtney love - which could never actually happen (don't forget popbytes has only one tattoo and it's for courtney - oh gosh i worship ms. love & her raw talent) so at the end of the video ms. simpson gives herself a 'fucked up beauty queen' makeover - and bam it hits me!
don't you find these screen shots eerily reminiscent of hole's album cover for 1994's live through this?!? which just happens to be on popbytes' list of the top ten best albums of all time! seriously people that album rocks and in my humble opinion is a glorious masterpiece (of coursekurt cobain had something to do with it...) ugh i was already so over jessica and now she's fucking pissing me off - she needs to back off from anything remotely related to ms. love or hole! popbytes over & out for now - xxoo!
PS i added the video below for hole's doll parts - good stuff! (plus i just added the video for miss world which is maybe a better match!)
oh my - here is the very latest jessica simpson video for her new terrible single i belong to me (many thanks to jon) nothing special going on here except jessica going crazy with a small pair of scissors - giving herself some sorta makeover (i doubt her pal ken paves would approve) but oh just wait until she starts pouring the mascara & red lipstick on making herself look like a clown - plus she makes a bunch of crazy ass faces...she seriously needs to calm herself down! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PS i just realized (thanks to ms. joey) that with the messy makeup application and cutting the hair all wild - maybe she really is trying to go all courtney love on us - i feel a cover of 'doll parts' coming soon - someone stop her!
oh my gosh! the latest issue of STAR magazine insults my girl courtney love in a major way by comparing her to miss 'mess of the moment' jessica simpson - even claiming simpson is turning into love! yes jessica's a total trainwreck but she has no real talent like ms. love doth possess - jessica couldn't touch courtney even if she tried! although we've been hearing about a courtney comeback for quite a while now - still nothing in the way of new music...she best hop to it! popbytes over & out for now - xxoo!
oh my word - someone tie my hands - make me stop posting about those simpson sisters! i feel like i'm on a runaway train - help me put the brakes on! but when i saw this article from the latest STAR magazine called 'sisters without misters' i just laughed out loud! i especially love that little quote next to jessica that says is there a man in that bag? gosh that bag is huge! it's one of her handbags from her new accessories line (which also includes the boots she's wearing) does anyone need a purse that big? that's totally enough to scare any guy off...a girl with a lot of baggage - at least sister ashlee has a lighter load to shoulder! popbytes over & out for now - xxoo!
oh my word! i thought jessica simpson looked terrible last night at the LA premiere of her new flick employee of the month - she just needed some mouse ears and to be called minnie! tonight i saw her interviewed by access hollywood and she told them her style for the evening was trying to channel the legendary grace kelly?!? the key word there is trying...lordy ms. kelly just rolled over in her grave - god bless her! rear window (1954) is one of my favorite films - gosh she was so stunningly gorgeous (without any surgical help)
in other horrendous statements jessica admitted to be signed on to star in a 'remake' of working girl (1988) and it will be called blonde ambition (looks like she is trying AGAIN to reference madonna) that film doesn't need a revisit - it's perfect as is! (just like adventures in babysitting) go ahead and make a film about a secretary making her way to the top - just don't call it a fucking remake - ugh! oh man now i'm all jumped up and ready to settle into the two hour premiere of america's next top model - i'll check y'all later!
